Thursday, October 26, 2006

I Hate Sam Milby!!


If you didn't know Sam Milby is a famous Hot Dog Vendor in the Philippines, girls swoon and certain guys walking around Ayala salivate at the thought of biting into a Sam Milby Hot Dog.. This is a prime example of 15 mins of fame being extrapolated into a quasi career that somehow manages to malignantly insinuate itself into every fiber of existence.. Everywhere you look this Zolander, can't turn left, Blue Steel nitwit is prominently displayed on Bill Boards, T. V shows, Movies, and coming soon Cereal Boxes.. Is there anything he doesn't endorse? Does he endorse Ichiban Japanese Condoms sold at Watson's?? Look I'm sure he's a nice guy in person blah blah, but do we have to saturate him all over Filipino Culture? The guy can't even speak any Filipino Dialects, and when he does scenes on "Homeboi" he just sits there and looks like a goofy idiot while the Actors and Actresses are speaking Tagalog.. They just picked scenes where he doesn't say anything because he's a moron..

I bet every Balikbayan probably comes home and says to themselves, WTF?????? I'm sorry, but him peddling Bench Clothing does not in any way make me want to go purchase clothes at Bench, eventhough I actually like Bench.. In fact, I'm boycotting Bench and refuse to buy anything from Bench untill I return to the Phils.........I'm also not consuming whatever bottled water or hotdog he is endorsing. For the love of God, I just want to eat a hotdog, drink some water, shop at Bench, get some load without having to look at Sam Milby's Idiotic Mug... I mean the guy has two looks, he has that plastic smile which he probably sits around and practices everyday, then he has that "Hey I'm Sam Milby, I don't understand a word that's coming out of your mouth because my dad was a fat old sexpat," look.

I just don't understand Filipinos sometimes, is it truly necessary to over expose these glorified reality T.V show stars to the point where they have their own Albums, their faces are on Hotdog Wrappers, and they are on T.V variety and gameshows EVERY FREAKING DAY??? It's like we take, the worse of Western Comercialism and Materialism and multiply it by 10; eventhough most Filipinos aren't even like this.. Sam Milby is the epitome of Filipinos mimicking Annoying American Pop, Fast Food Culture ,which is awful on its' own, and somehow managing to make it even more awful. This kind of shameless marketing ticks me off in the States but drives me nuts in the Phils, somehow I thought I was getting a break from "The Real World, Laguna Beach" mentality only to have it Highlighted in the Philippines. The Phils can be such a beautiful place sometimes, free from this choking cancer of postmodernism and relativism, but then Sam Milby a.k.a The Son of Sam, Jezebel, and Judas all rolled into one comes along and ruins your rosy picture, not to mention your hotdog....

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

you are not alone in your hate of sam milby. cheers to you...

Anonymous said...

ugh! i hate him too! i got to your page 'coz i typed i hate sam milby!!

BWISET TALAGA!!!!

Anonymous said...

I HATE SAM MILBY

I HOPE HE'LL DIE SOON

Si sam milby ay walang talent

cant sing cant act pacute lang

ilang taon na sa pinas pero pa ingles ingles pa rin ang putang ina.

baluktot pa rin ang dila

siguro BOBO siya ABNOI at SLOW LEARNER kaya di matuto ng tagalog unlike former inglessero Gerald Anderson and Inglesera Anne Curtis

Anonymous said...

his acting sucks! his singing hurts my ears! Philippines show business will benefit without him in it.

Anonymous said...

As they say, you cannot please everybody. But I know, a little bit in your heart, you're insecure. Haters are like that. I know he sucks in acting and all the other things you've mentioned. But you didn't even mention the other likeable qualities of Sam. Just because you hate him. And in this world it'll be never-ending. Some people would hate and some people would like him. And fyi, there are just these lucky people who may not have worked harder to make it to the top,and to be famous. You know it's their destiny. And yours will never be like that, if you'll hate,hate and hate.

dogdog said...

you know what i really hate about this asshole sam milby? is that he keeps getting roles in movies where his role completely doesn't fit!! i cringe every time i see a dramatic scene where this poor girl ( bea, anne, toni...) is crying her hearts out and exressing herself and her emotions IN TAGALOG, and this schmuck talks back in fucking english. what the hell? you dont talk like that in real ife to a crying girl! it totally ruins the scene, and fails to generate the desired effect to the viewer. i dont know why ABSCBN keeps endorsing this guy. he's been in philippine showbiz for so many years, and he still doesn't learn how to talk tagalog properly! even daiana menezes speaks better than him! and to think that he's my neighbor in this village here in pasig! he's just capitalizing on his looks, which by the way is very typical for a caucasian. i dont have anything against half filipinos, a lot of them are pretty AND talented. but this guy has no talent, whatsoever. guess he just uses his looks to screw pretty girls in showbiz. what an asshole.

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